Moo didn’t start the fire…
It’s a rainy Saturday here in Utah. Isn’t rain awesome? I love rain. It’s renewing, sustaining, cleansing and also… potentially life-saving. Oh, and property saving. Don’t believe me? Ask Chicago. You’ve probably heard of the Great Chicago Fire that happened in 1871. You’ve also probably heard of how it started. Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, right? We’ve all heard this much of the story; but upon further reflection, I realized that’s about all I know regarding the incident. So here’s what I learned after a little research:
– The fire was reportedly started when a cow belonging to Mrs. O’leary (she was married and had 5 children, btw) kicked over a lantern and ignited the two tons of hay and coal that were stored in her barn. Mrs. O’Leary clearly had no foresight if this is really how the fire started.
– The blaze may have been more contained, but at the time, all of Chicago’s buildings and sidewalks were constructed of…yup…wood. The total damage cost $200 million back then. ($3.2 BILLION by today’s accounting)
– A reporter for the Chicago Tribune originally published the story of the cow starting the fire, but admitted 40 years later that he made the whole thing up. Where’s the credibility?!
– The fire burned for two days and was never within control of the 200 volunteer firefighters that battled the flames. It took a rainstorm to ultimately extinguish the fire. Yay rain!
Mrs. O’Leary eventually ended up in court over the whole ordeal. It was recorded that she was on welfare but was selling dairy on the side, produced by her infamous cow. When the authorities found out, she was cut off from welfare and other government support. This enraged the poor Irish woman (never enrage an Irish woman) and she vowed to have her revenge. Though she was never brought up on charges or her cow held accountable, many at the time viewed her as the prime suspect. They believed the fire was her method for revenge. However, more recent theories state that the blaze was probably started by a couple of lads with matches. Damn kids.
The moral of the story for me? Store your cows, coal, hay, and lanterns in separate places. And don’t build your city out of wood. It may not rain when you need it to!